#9: Donkey Kong (Intellivision)

If you look more closer into the box art, it gets more and more epic. Mario could be portrayed as a insane Freddy Mercury who stole baby Thor's hammer or Benito Mussolini if he wasn't fat or bald. Donkey Kong could be portrayed as a mutant from outer space or what music has become today, and Pauline could be Barbra Striesland. The game takes on a new plot;

"In 2124, Freddie Mercury has been resurrected to fight the Modern Music Mutant Monkey, who has took reanimated Barbra Striesland hostage! Use baby Thor's hammer to destroy the Bad Rap Barrels and the Friday Fireballs and climb the ruins of Apple Records to kill the MMMM!"

All while it asks you how high you can get. Also, CBS made this? Really?

EDIT: Oh, and I must comment on the "REAL ARCADE GAME" part. What were you expecting, Donkey Dong, the game where- I should cut it off right here.