#3: Mega Man (NES)

This is probably the worst NES box art on this site so far. I bet you've seen this someplace;

It's hard to even describe the problems with the cover.

First, there's "Megaman" himself. His armor isn't blue and yellow, it's blue and baby blue! Second, his face shows feelings of "I gotta crap, I gotta crap". He also looks like a man in his 40s. I officially give him the nickname of "Mid-life crisis Megaman". His stance looks like he's about to teabag someone, which would make him the first Halo fanboy. Oh yes, and he has a handgun, where he CLEARLY has a handcannon. The background looks like Beverly Hills got mixed with one of those cramped Brazil towns in 2051 (where's it's STILL cramped but all chrome).