#2: Phalanx (Super Nintendo Entertainment System)

So, what do you think of when you see this?

Normally, you'd think "There's a game that stars hillbillies flying planes?" Well, there's actually no hillbillies (although there is a hyper-speed shoot-out, but its not always in space). This is the greatest example of how covers always lie. If the man who posed for the game cover didn't pose for the game cover, he would probably end up being in a ZZ Top cover band that lasted for 6 months. Although, he'd have to either wait for years for his beard to grow enough, or shave his beard off to be the Frank Beard of the band.